(just after i helped a colleague (supposedly the closest to me at workplace) out of a complex pricing calculations)
colleague1 : you are a legend! you are a rockstar!
me: i know
colleague 2 : *kisses kisses kisses*
me: dissssss.....gusting!
(when colleague 1 was out on holidays)
colleague 2 : you missing colleague 1?
me: no! i don't miss anyone, not so easily!
colleague 3 (freshie): what! tsk tsk! *rolling eyes*
colleague 2 to 3: she is hardcore! you will see!! totally!!!
***
F1's whatsapp reads:
"happy friendship's day heroine"
F1's whatsapp reads:
"happy friendship's day heroine"
my reply reads:
"you the only one who wished me *fake grief*
but that does'nt prove anything *evil grin*"
"you the only one who wished me *fake grief*
but that does'nt prove anything *evil grin*"
***
boss reading out my appraisal feedback (i asked him to skip the goody goody bits, he knows the drill!)
"i also think khan could sometimes be a little more patient when explaining concepts to colleagues, they do not all share her ability to grasp an idea as quickly as her"
"oh..so you asking me not to be an asshole" (i truly enjoy messing with him, he is so proper, true brit)
"ahh..hmm...no...no...i dont mean that, i have to say something, you see :)"
"oh c'mon boss man cut the bull, lets talk numbers, bonus?"
***
the biker got me the coolest deck of cards ever, black, sleek, sharp & neat in a vintage tin box and that got me real excited
"arre yaar if only you knew how to play"
“kya karna hai seekh ke, haarna hi hai"
the biker got me the coolest deck of cards ever, black, sleek, sharp & neat in a vintage tin box and that got me real excited
"arre yaar if only you knew how to play"
“kya karna hai seekh ke, haarna hi hai"
trust me i am not that easily embarrassed :)
why do you try so hard to act like an unemotional badass, when in reality you are not
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